Juice Press

When Sam Altman first said “the hottest new programming language is English,” it wasn’t hype. It was prophecy. With ChatGPT-5, that future just arrived.

Picture this: you open TikTok in 2026 and it feels like standing under a busted fire hydrant on a scorching arvo. Every swipe brings another AI-generated video. Some are watchable, most are absolute train wrecks, and all of them are screaming for your eyeballs.

AI isn’t coming. It’s here. And it’s not just nibbling at the edges of business anymore — it’s smashing straight into workflows, roles, and revenue models like a rogue wave at Bondi. Every business leader I meet has the same worry: “Will AI replace us?” Wrong question. The better one is: “Will a competitor who actually knows how to use AI replace us?”